{"id":4745,"date":"2018-09-04T13:55:36","date_gmt":"2018-09-04T20:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/?p=4745"},"modified":"2022-10-07T16:24:33","modified_gmt":"2022-10-07T23:24:33","slug":"epic-eagles-33-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/epic-eagles-33-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"REPORT: 1st Epic Eagle&#8217;s 33 Failure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/news-eagles-33-wallowa-mountains-fkt-attempt\/\">Epic Eagle&#8217;s 33<\/a> fail: it took me <a href=\"https:\/\/www.strava.com\/activities\/1817557315\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">51:42:39<\/a> to summit 14 peaks before I ran out of time, food, and ideas. Clearly, <a href=\"https:\/\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/news-eagles-33-wallowa-mountains-fkt-attempt\/\">my initial 33 peak plan<\/a> was deeply flawed. Perhaps that means it&#8217;s a real challenge. 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Clearly, my initial 33 peak plan was deeply flawed. Perhaps that means it&#8217;s a real challenge. 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