{"id":6015,"date":"2019-08-30T08:00:22","date_gmt":"2019-08-30T15:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/?p=6015"},"modified":"2022-09-29T08:32:55","modified_gmt":"2022-09-29T15:32:55","slug":"report-2nd-epic-eagles-33-failure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/report-2nd-epic-eagles-33-failure\/","title":{"rendered":"REPORT: 2nd Epic Eagle\u2019s 33 Failure"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='dropshadowboxes-container ' style='width:auto;'>\r\n                            <div class='dropshadowboxes-drop-shadow dropshadowboxes-rounded-corners dropshadowboxes-inside-and-outside-shadow dropshadowboxes-raised-with-inside-shadow-with-outside-shadow dropshadowboxes-effect-default' style=' border: 1px solid #dddddd; height:; background-color:#ffffff;    '>\r\n                            I got in done later:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/report-eagles-33-peak-bagging-challenge-finally-completed\/\">REPORT: Eagle&#8217;s 33 Peak Bagging Challenge Finally Completed<\/a> \r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/div>\n<h3>Executive Summary<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/epic-eagles-33-fail\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">I failed again<\/a>. 31 out of 33 peaks in 85:46:15. Never again.<\/p>\n<h3>The Movie(s)<\/h3>\n<p>There isn&#8217;t really much to say, so here&#8217;s a half-baked movie report (althoughI&#8217;m more into no-bake Jell-O cheesecake). As always, it&#8217;s a gloried version of reality because, well, when you&#8217;re really suffering, going through the darkest moments, or scramble up a sketchy slope that requires 124% of your attention, the camera isn&#8217;t exactly the first thing one thinks about.<\/p>\n<p>The weather forecast wasn&#8217;t glorious when I left, but it was nowhere near as bad as it turned out to be. I probably should have just stayed at home. And why I didn&#8217;t think about exploring Glacier Peak and the snow situation while I was there <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=atC7A4M11D4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">a week before<\/a> will forever remain a mystery.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VpIfYRoJPuY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Direct URL: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VpIfYRoJPuY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VpIfYRoJPuY<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/atC7A4M11D4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Direct URL: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=atC7A4M11D4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=atC7A4M11D4<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>The Challenge<\/h3>\n<p><span class=\"wpsdc-drop-cap\">T<\/span>he <a href=\"https:\/\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/eagles-33-challenge\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Eagle&#8217;s 33 Challenge<\/a> consists of summiting all <a href=\"https:\/\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/eagles-33-challenge\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">33 peaks<\/a> over 9,000ft (2743m) with at least 300ft (91m) of prominence in Oregon&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fs.usda.gov\/detail\/wallowa-whitman\/recreation\/?cid=stelprdb5214080\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Eagle Cap Wilderness<\/a>\u00a0in a single push.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5981\" style=\"width: 2696px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/2nd_peak_view.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5981\" class=\"wp-image-5981 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/2nd_peak_view.png?resize=640%2C411&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/2nd_peak_view.png?w=2686&amp;ssl=1 2686w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/2nd_peak_view.png?resize=300%2C193&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/2nd_peak_view.png?resize=768%2C494&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/2nd_peak_view.png?resize=1024%2C658&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/2nd_peak_view.png?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/2nd_peak_view.png?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5981\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bird&#8217;s-eye perspective of the area with the 33 peaks over 9,000ft. For a complete list of the peaks, see <a href=\"https:\/\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/eagles-33-challenge\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Eagle&#8217;s 33 Challenge<\/a>.<\/p><\/div>\n<h4>Stats<\/h4>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Strava<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.strava.com\/activities\/2614123777\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.strava.com\/activities\/2614123777<\/a><\/li>\n<li><strong>Style<\/strong>: Self-supported<\/li>\n<li><strong>Total distance<\/strong>: 93.8mi [probably closer to 110mi]<\/li>\n<li><strong>Total elapsed time<\/strong>: 85:46:15<\/li>\n<li><strong>Total elevation gain<\/strong>: 50,784ft<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<style>\n       .errordiv { padding:10px; margin:10px; border: 1px solid #555555;color: #000000;background-color: #f8f8f8; width:500px; }#advanced_iframe {visibility:visible;opacity:1;vertical-align:top;}.ai-info-bottom-iframe { position: fixed; z-index: 10000; bottom:0; left: 0; margin: 0px; text-align: center; width: 100%; background-color: #ff9999; padding-left: 5px;padding-bottom: 5px; border-top: 1px solid #aaa } a.ai-bold {font-weight: bold;}#ai-layer-div-advanced_iframe p {height:100%;margin:0;padding:0}<\/style><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var ai_iframe_width_advanced_iframe = 0;var ai_iframe_height_advanced_iframe = 0;var aiOnloadScrollTop=\"true\";var aiShowDebug=false;\n\t\tif (typeof aiReadyCallbacks === 'undefined') {\n\t\t\tvar aiReadyCallbacks = [];\n\t\t} else if (!(aiReadyCallbacks instanceof Array)) {\n\t\t\tvar aiReadyCallbacks = [];\n\t\t}    function aiShowIframeId(id_iframe) { jQuery(\"#\"+id_iframe).css(\"visibility\", \"visible\");    }    function aiResizeIframeHeight(height) { aiResizeIframeHeight(height,advanced_iframe); }    function aiResizeIframeHeightId(height,width,id) {aiResizeIframeHeightById(id,height);}<\/script><iframe id=\"advanced_iframe\"  name=\"advanced_iframe\"  src=\"https:\/\/spotwalla.com\/tripViewer.php?id=1f8a45d48bd9de18f4&#038;hoursPast=0&#038;showAll=yes\"  width=\"640\"  height=\"450\"  frameborder=\"0\"  border=\"0\"  allowtransparency=\"true\"  loading=\"lazy\"  style=\";border-width: 0px;;border: none;border:0;width:640px;;height:450px;\" ><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var ifrm_advanced_iframe = document.getElementById(\"advanced_iframe\");var hiddenTabsDoneadvanced_iframe = false;\nfunction resizeCallbackadvanced_iframe() {}<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><p style=\"display:block !important; visibility:visible !important;margin: -18px 14px 0 0;padding-left: 3px;padding-top:3px;background: white; overflow: hidden; position: relative; line-height:15px;width: fit-content;\"><small style=\"display:block !important;visibility:visible !important\">powered by Advanced iFrame<\/small><\/p>\n<div class='dropshadowboxes-container ' style='width:auto;'>\r\n                            <div class='dropshadowboxes-drop-shadow dropshadowboxes-rounded-corners dropshadowboxes-inside-and-outside-shadow dropshadowboxes-raised-with-inside-shadow-with-outside-shadow dropshadowboxes-effect-default' style=' border: 1px solid #dddddd; height:; background-color:#ffffff;    '>\r\n                            <strong>Disclaimer<\/strong>: <span style=\"color: #993300;\">The route I followed is neither sane nor safe. I am in no way recommending and endorsing any of the information on this page. I strongly recommend you stay away from this challenge, or at the very least from the line I picked. But should you decide to make your own attempt anyway, you won&#8217;t blame me and won&#8217;t sue me if your adventure goes sideways<\/span>.\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Executive Summary I failed again. 31 out of 33 peaks in 85:46:15. Never again. The Movie(s) There isn&#8217;t really much to say, so here&#8217;s a half-baked movie report (althoughI&#8217;m more into no-bake Jell-O cheesecake). 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