{"id":6972,"date":"2020-08-01T11:00:14","date_gmt":"2020-08-01T18:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/?p=6972"},"modified":"2023-02-16T20:10:09","modified_gmt":"2023-02-17T04:10:09","slug":"report-102mi-unsupported-lollihood-fkt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christofteuscher.com\/aagaa\/report-102mi-unsupported-lollihood-fkt\/","title":{"rendered":"REPORT: 102mi Unsupported LolliHood FKT"},"content":{"rendered":"

A report by Megan and Christof<\/p>\n

Adventure protagonists<\/h3>\n

Megan (with hair) and Christof (without hair).<\/p>\n

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The protagonists, before and after a 39 hour and 30 minute ramble in and around the woods.<\/p><\/div>\n

Backstory<\/h3>\nN<\/span>either of us had done the Timberline Trail<\/a> and we felt a certain pressure to get it under our belts. However, the standard route sounded a little underwhelming. After all, anybody can drive up to 6,000 feet and spend a day ambling around a volcano. So we figured it would perhaps be more pure\u2014and demanding\u2014to start at sea level. As it turns out, there’s a challenge for that: LolliHood<\/em>. The route is part 1 of the Tamanawas 1-2-3-Hundred Challenge<\/a>, which consists in circumnavigating three major\u00a0volcanos\u2014Mt. Hood, Mt. Adams, and Mt. St. Helens\u2014from the Bridge of the Gods<\/a> in Cascade Locks, OR.\n

[pullquote]As usual, Christof’s spreadsheets were wrong. Mightily wrong.[\/pullquote]<\/p>\n

The LolliHood route<\/a>, shown in the figure below, is about 102 miles with approximately 22,277 feet of elevation gain. To the best of our knowledge, nobody had ever done this route. Christof’s spreadsheets predicted 35ish hours as a realistic finishing time for an unsupported style. That estimate was based on several previous Cascade Locks to Timberline Lodge treks. But alas, as usual, Christof’s spreadsheets were wrong. Mightily wrong.<\/p>\n

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Overview map of the Tamanawas 1-2-3-Hundred<\/a> routes. LolliHood is the shortest and easiest lollipop route.<\/p><\/div>\n

Every beginning is hard<\/h3>\n

Christof’s spreadsheets called for a 1 am (sharp!) start on Friday morning. According to their (fallible) calculations, that would allow us to reach the Timberline Trail before noon and run the north portion of the route during the day, a section we’d not seen before.<\/p>\n

We parked at the Bridge of the Gods trailhead, set off on time and in good spirits\u2014only to be slowed for nearly 6 miles by an out-of-control poison oak (PO) carnival. Running would have been calamitous under any circumstances, but our bulging packs, laden with 102 miles worth of gear and food, made our ooze-avoidance a slow and miserable chore.<\/p>\n

We did finally reach Benson plateau, and a relieving foggy breeze energized us. We made it to Wahtum lake (mile 14) more or less on schedule, filled our bottles, and\u00a0continued.<\/p>\n

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1am. Heavy packs loaded with food and gear for an unsupported 102-mile stroll.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Poison oak everywhere! The PCT clearly needs some love here. And elsewhere too.<\/p><\/div>\n

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A foggy Wahtum lake.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Early morning water treatment. Better safe than sorry. Christof speaks from his cryptosporidiosis experience…<\/p><\/div>\n

Difficulty intensifies<\/h3>\n

The stretch to Lolo Pass (mile 30) was long, slow, and more notably: wetter than the Hoh in February. Along with dense fog and steady drizzle, we battled miles of soaked, overgrown vegetation and found ourselves as scratched and sopping as if we’d wandered into a carwash.<\/p>\n

Somewhere during this section Megan spotted a strange animal in the middle of the trail. As she approached, it scurried under some beargrass, lingered, and gave us a minute to attempt identification. It look liked a rat\u2014beady eyes, greasy fur\u2014but without a tail. Christof grabbed his camera to snap a photo, but the mysterious mini-beast charged toward his leg. Christof screeched, recoiled, and nearly dropped his camera. Megan laughed until she choked. Luckily, the “rat” aborted its charge and disappeared into the brush. We decided that perhaps it was a rat with rabies and continued.<\/p>\n

[pullquote]The mysterious mini-beast charged toward his leg.[\/pullquote]<\/p>\n

The sun peeked through the fog as we neared Lolo Pass. Our mood lightened, as did our steps, and we soon reached the intersection with Timberline Trail (mile 33). We were almost 30 minutes ahead of schedule. So far so good, it seemed. We looked forward to day\u2019s warmth drying our shoes and socks…and to the miles gliding by.<\/p>\n

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Leading up to the \u201crat\u201d attack, it felt like a November morning: cold, windy, foggy, drizzly.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Beargrass was still omnipresent.<\/p><\/div>\n

On the Timberline Trail<\/h3>\n

The Timberline boost didn’t last long. As we headed clockwise from Top Spur, the trail climbed gradually, then steeply, then gradually again. It seemed never to descend. The water crossings were challenging, and though we managed to never fall in or get wet, we slowed considerably each time. Twenty-minute miles remained elusive, and whenever we thought we’d found a rhythm, a blowdown materialized.<\/p>\n

[pullquote]He violently evacuated 12 hours\u2019 worth of candied walnuts and expired crepes.[\/pullquote]<\/p>\n

Somewhere between McNeil Point and Eliot, Christof felt his 47+years in the form of crippling nausea. As he violently evacuated 12 hours’ worth of candied walnuts and expired crepes<\/a>, Megan hypothesized that perhaps his recovery from the previous weekend’s 75-mile Steens traverse<\/a> was…not complete. Christof rolled his eyes, ate pudding from a baggy, and we both continued on.<\/p>\n

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Over or under?<\/p><\/div>\n

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Christof brought loads of dehydrated tropical fruit. They did not do him good.<\/p><\/div>\n

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The flowers, though, did us both good.<\/p><\/div>\n

When we finally reached Cloud Cap, we were 1 hour 45 minutes behind schedule. Clearly, things had not unfolded well. Megan unwrapped her feet and discovered heavily\u00a0macerated skin. Christof ate some more candied walnuts, cursing all the while.<\/p>\n

The journey\u2014and the endless climbing\u2014continued. More sand, more rocks, more river crossings…peeling skin, vomit, vomit…and soon it felt like the sun would set before we reached Timberline Lodge. And indeed it did.<\/p>\n

Christof’s stomach was surly, but Megan’s feet raged. We finally stopped to tend to them: applied Desitin, tape, improvised a waterproof sock layer with a piece of an emergency blanket, cut holes into the shoe’s insole to remove pressure from the worst points.<\/p>\n

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Christof not feeling well.<\/p><\/div>\n

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The views were passable.<\/p><\/div>\n

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The sand was inconvenient.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Another river crossing.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Yet another river crossing.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Welcome cooler temperatures as the sun set.<\/p><\/div>\n

By the time we finally reached Timberline Lodge (mile 50) it was dark. We were 3 hours and 35 minutes behind schedule. Could we even finish? Would we have enough\u00a0calories to get back to Cascade Locks? We talked about quitting several times, but not seriously. We were hurting and annoyed but not totally destroyed.<\/p>\n

As we started our descent from Timberline Lodge, we heard a booming voice. We stopped. The voice boomed again. We shouted back. Whaaaat? \u00a0As it turned out, a mysterious camper was calling out to us about the NEOWISE comet<\/a>. “It’s right there!” he was (apparently) bellowing. We turned off our headlamps and peered northwestward, and sure enough…there it was. As we gazed at its spectacular tail, we felt happier and continued on. (The comet went on to cheer us all night.)<\/p>\n

Night two<\/h3>\n

One the way down to the Sandy River we were suddenly so exhausted that we decided to take a 5-minute trail nap. Neither of us checked the time, and we dozed for\u00a0significantly longer. Still, once we rose we moved (what felt like) much more swiftly.<\/p>\n

Somewhere near Paradise Park, Megan was about to leap across a small creek when suddenly she screamed. What had looked like a stable stepping rock turned out to be a second “rat” specimen enjoying a past-midnight bath. Do rats really do that? Megan was doubtful while Christof laughed until he choked.<\/p>\n

The Sandy River crossing was straightforward, and soon we were climbing up to the PCT\/Timberline Trail intersection. We thought we’d be there quickly, but we were predictably wrong. The switchbacks continued to materialize, but the intersection did not. Over an hour and several Fisherman’s Friends later there it was, and we rested (thankfully) then marched on to Lolo Pass again. Now we only had about 33 miles left. Unfortunately, by this point we were almost 5 hours behind and a noon arrival at Cascade Locks, which he had envisioned, was out of the question.<\/p>\n

Day two<\/h3>\n

The sun rose as we crossed Lolo Pass. It appeared as though it was going to be a great day again, and so to prepare ourselves, we took a short power nap (this time\u00a0actually\u00a05 minutes!) in a sunny spot. That did wonders! We felt revitalized and attacked the interminable stretch to Wahtum Lake. Thankfully, we did not fall even more\u00a0behind our schedule. Megan ate waffle #21 and Christof another of his infamous dehydrated Ziplock meals.<\/p>\n

We were both looking forward to the long descent into the Gorge but not looking forward to PO-decorated, 5+-mile section to Cascade Locks. At least were were on the\u00a0same page?<\/p>\n

The descent from the Benson Plateau was more painful and slow than we anticipated. Then came the last 5 miles, where we had to once again dodge the poison oak. “Dodge” perhaps improperly suggests we were moving at a fair clip; in fact, we were moving so slowly that we got passed by a PCT through-hiker.<\/p>\n

About a mile before Cascade Locks Megan suddenly sat down, claiming her feet were so agonizing that she couldn’t continue without some sort of first aid. An inspection revealed that the heavy maceration was now married with blisters and sand, and things were indeed very ugly. Still, it didn’t take much deliberation to decide there was nothing we could do and that moving forward would probably be best. So we did.<\/p>\n

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Power-nap time!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Power-nap time!<\/p><\/div>\n

The end<\/h3>\n

We reached Cascade Locks after 39 hours and 30 minutes, about 5 hours slower than anticipated. It was not disappointing, as that is how real adventures end\u2014slower and\u00a0more miserably than predicted.<\/p>\n

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The protagonists, after a 39 hour and 30 minute ramble in and around the woods.<\/p><\/div>\n

“Rat” mystery solved<\/h3>\n

On the way home we Googled our “rats” and discovered that we had seen not one, but two elusive mountain beavers<\/a>! Fitting indeed.<\/p>\n

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Mountain beaver. Source: NPS<\/a>. Image labeled for reuse.<\/p><\/div>\n

“Aplodontia rufa, commonly known as the mountain beaver, is the world’s most primitive rodent: elusive, destructive and often mean. But it just loves living in the damp Pacific Northwest. […] Some are very nice and passive. Some are angry and bite your hand off. Some, when released, will turn around, defiant, and lunge for her boots.” [SeattleTimes<\/a>]<\/p>\n

We can definitely confirm the meanness and eagerness to attack.<\/p>\n

Stats and data and numbers:<\/h3>\n